I think that gay people are nicer than straight people.
1. WE DOUBLE OUR WARDROBES IF WE PICK OUR PARTNERS CAREFULLY
Yes, doubling your closet when you get to date a boyfriend that is your size – and that happens often – is 1 if lucky factors we gay men encounter. Try that being straight and you enter an unknown and possibly confusing territory.
2. WE CAN TRY STRANGE HAIR STYLES NO ONE Phone calls IT A MIDLIFE CRISIS
Want to go blonde or have blue highlights? Not a problem when you’re gay – check it out all and nobody thinks you’re trying to experience young again. Everyone understands we have the quirkiness built-in us.
3. WE ARE ABLE TO SPLURGE ON OURSELVES WITHOUT PEOPLE Considering WE’RE EGOISTIC
You truly need that lavish vacation in the Bahamas or a weekend in London, right? Of course you do, it’s normal to enjoy life when you’re gay.
4. CHER, MADONNA AND LADY GAGA SING TO US
We know they’re the biggest divas and guess what? They love us too. They’ve actually built their empires around us. We don’t brain, of course and so we live in a happy gay bliss.
5. WE NEVER WITHHOLD SEX
Perhaps you have ever met a gay guy who withheld sex for any reason? Of course not really. We as men recognize that it’s needed for our daily existence.
6. WE’RE CREATIVE
Leonardo da Vinci, Oscar Wilde, Karl Lagerfeld, Yves St Laurent, Pedro Almodovar were/are all gay. And they’re just the tip of the iceberg. We’re one creative lot!
7. WE HAVE ALWAYS NEW DEVELOPING NEWS TO LOOK FORWARD TO
Who came out from the closet today? That’s something we are able to look forward to each day. How many straight people have got out from the closet during the past year?
8. WE ARE ABLE TO SPOT OUR KIND IN A CROWD
Isn’t it fun to possess superpowers and spot another gay man in a group? Yes, gaydar is a real thing and we all got it. That’s why we always know beforehand which of the celebrities or your neighbours is gay. Or maybe it’s like Jack McFarland stated: “There are no straight males, only guys who haven’t met Jack.”
9. WE HAVE GREAT TASTE
What works together with what and what doesn’t is correct up our alley. And don’t you even make an effort to tell us otherwise because that tie does not go with that shirt. And don’t get us also started on these shoes!